1st Graders Say the Darndest Things!

Remember that Bill Cosby show, "Kids Say the Darndest things"? 

Great show!

Kids really do say the funnest things!

Since moving to first grade, I could seriously make my own "Kids say the darndest things" show from quotes in my classroom! 

Some of them are so dang funny, I decided I need to post them so I don't forget! 

Take a minute, and read through these...if anything you'll get a good laugh and you'll brighten your day! :)

#1 "My mommy is so sick, I hate the new baby for making her sick, when it comes, I'm going to step on it!"

#2 A special student with special needs said this: "Mrs. Chadwick, I just ran away from class because it takes to long"

TEACHER: "What takes to long?"

Student: "TEACHING!"

TEACHER: I feel ya kid!

#3 "Mrs. Chadwick, What happened to your hair today?" 

#4 TEACHER: "Who can tell me which President is on the dime?" 

GIRL: "President Monson!"

TEACHER: "No, try again!"

BOY: "oh, oh, oh, I know!!!...President Hinckley!" 

TEACHER: "Nope, not President Hinckley"

BOY: "WHAT?!? It looks EXACTLY like him!!"

#5 TEACHER: "Please don't pick your nose, that's disgusting and unhealthy."

STUDENT: "Well I didn't have breakfast this morning!" 

#6 STUDENT: "Mrs. Chadwick, I can't feel my heart beating!"

TEACHER: "If you are sitting there talking to me, your heart is beating."

STUDENT: "No, I can't feel it! It must have fallen out at recess!!!!" 

#7 STUDENT: "Mrs. Chadwick, your hair is messy in the back"

TEACHER: "Ok, thank you, I will fix it" 

5.2 seconds later...

STUDENT: "Mrs. Chadwick, your hair is still messy in the back." 

TEACHER: "K, thank you" 

3.5 seconds later...

STUDENT: "Mrs. Chadwick, do you just want me to get out my comb and brush it for you?" 

TEACHER: "No, I would like you to do your spelling!!!!" 

#8 TEACHER: "Why haven't you done any of your math test?" 

STUDENT: (in a very serious tone): "I know, I know, I know, I'm just not myself today!"

#9 STUDENT: (in a whispering voice, in the middle of class) "Mrs. Chadwick, I love you, you're my favorite teacher!"

TEACHER: "Why are you whispering?" 

STUDENT: "because I don't want my kindergarten teacher to hear!"

#10 We were talking about sorting objects, and decided to sort some of our classmates by height.  I told them that my husband is 6'4" and I am 5'3" and we wouldn't be in the same group, if someone sorted us by height. Then a student shouts out: 

"HOLY COW MS. CHADWICK, YOU'RE LIKE A MIDGET COMPARED TO MR. CHADWICK"

#11 "Teacher, I need to go inside from recess, my eyeballs are melting!"